INT. BUSINESS MEETING

There are 2 guys leading the meeting. People are sitting around the table.

	Leader 1
Alright, let's start the meeting.

	Leader 2
As you can see, we have a chart, and-

A gunshot rings out above, killing Leader 2. Panning above, we see a bunch of shadowy figures with guns on a platform up there that circles the whole room.

	Shadowy Figure A
The chart is too big, slower people can't see the whole thing. Rip off a small part and use that.

Leader 1 complies.

	Leader 1
This chart shows our company's growth over the last year. This line...

Some of the meeting attendees raises their hands.

	Male Attendee 1
What a great chart! Megaton!

	Male Attendee 2
This chart is the future! So what if it cost $599 to print it up?

	Female Attendee 1
Truly a masterpiece! Love it!

	Male Attendee 3
Well, that's all well and good, but a few of the numbers are a little of-

Male Attendee 3 is shot dead

	Shadowy Figure B
No dissenting opinions!

	Leader 1
Anyway, now we have to vote for employee of the month. First we have Mike Jenkins, from accounting. He caught a million dollars worth of overcharges by our bank that were being done over 5 years. Second, we have Donna Ralst. We're only nominating her to have someone for Jenkins to go against, she comes in late every day, steals office supplies on a daily basis, and she's the reason that none of our lunches are ever in the refrigerator come noon. Now, who votes for Ralst?

The 3 previously named attendees raise their hands (The leader does not vote at all.)

	Leader 1
And who votes for Jenkins?

The 2 unnamed attendees vote. They are shot.

	Shadowy Figure C
Mysoginist pigs!

	Leader 1
Continuing on, we now have to choose a new bank. We can either choose TownBank, or Economics Bank. Opinions?

	Female Attendee
I think that TownBank is fantastic! 

	Male Attendee 1
TownBank FTW!

	Male Attendee 2
Didn't TownBank's CEO just get indicted for cooking the books? I don't th-

Male Attendee 2 is shot dead

	Shadowy Figure B
There's a reason I legally changed my name to TownBank Rodeo Clown, you know.

	Female Attendee
Thank you, glorious shadowy figures for ridding us of those morons.

	Leader 1
Feel the bullethammer upon you!

	Male Attendee 1
Isn't killing them a bit much?

Male Attendee 1 is shot dead.

	Shadowy Figure A
Do not question our judgment!

	Leader 1
We're alone... Say, I've had my eye on you for a while, and...

	Female Attendee
I feel the same way...

The remaining two survivors are shot by all the shadowy figures at the same time.

	Shadowy Figure A
If we're losers enough to not get any dates ever...

	Shadowy Figure B
No one else can have dates, either!

	Shadowy Figure C
Ah, man! We killed all our playthings!

	Shadowy Figure A
Now we have to actually get off our asses and do stuff!

The shadowy figures start bawling.